i-am-sweetness (с) (i_am_sweetness) wrote,
i-am-sweetness (с)

к 1 сентября. позабавило.

A man was going to the grocery store one day, when all of a sudden, an attractive looking woman walks up and says to him, “Hey, I know you. 
The man is worried, and then he said, “Um… I think so. Were you the hooker who came to my friend's bachelor party last year, and then everybody got drunk and played truth or dare, and they dared me to have sex with you while wearing your underwear as a necktie?”
Silence, then she said, “No, I’m your son’s English teacher…

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